I wonder how it is to live in Los Osos these days. Every day I see articles and letters to the editor in the Trib about the sewer. I read that construction is going to start soon and that some plan to chain themselves to trees. Is there a solution to this dilemma that isn't going to cause hard feelings for many years? Doesn't look like it.

While I sympathize with the mess Los Osos'ians have got themselves into by letting this drag out for so many years, I can't help to think of some t-shirt slogans.

How about:

We're all full of sh*t in Los Osos

Sewer...sewer...we don't need no stickin' sewer!

Welcome to Los Osos. Don't Drink the Water.

Los Osos - BYOBW (Bring Your Own Bottled Water)